Well it seems the GOP candidate has made his choice in the Philly Cheese Steak wars!Â Rick’s Steaks in the Reading Terminal, which has yet to be pushed out by Tony Luke’s.Â Obama has already made his choice during the Primary season, choosing Pat’s Steaks.
The Colbert Report tackles the Pats versus Geno’s question. You’ll be surprised who comes out the winner.
That’s right… Vegetarians!
Well the candidates have made their voices heard on the matter.Â And it was resounding!Â Obama has chosen Pat’s — Whiz Wit Thank you very much!Â Hillary went with the Chicken Cheesesteak at Boccella’s to keep her girlish figure on the road to the White House.
McCain hasn’t chosen yet.Â But we’re pretty sure he’ll pander to the Vento crowd.
When the Saudi Family chooses to get the “Philly Cheesesteak Experience” Where do they go?Â Jim’s Steaks.
Â According to Michael Klein and Inqlings, the Saudi Prince Nawaf bin Mohammed went to South Street after the Penn Relays and didn’t have to wait in line.Â The line on a Saturday afternoon at Jim’s can be longer than Pat’s or Geno’s sometimes curling all the way around to 3rd street.Â I’m a big fan of Jim’s Steaks as you can guess.Â So kudo’s to the Saudi Prince, for not pandering to the Cheesesteak Mecca and traveling 8 blocks up the road.Â
What did the Prince order?Â Cheesesteak Wit.Â I have no idea what cheese.Â
Remember all that flap about the Chinese star, Yi Jianlan, not wanting to go to Milwaukee because they don’t have a huge Chinese population?Â Well, he could have just followed Yao Ming’s footsteps and come to Pat’s Steaks!!!
Â Congratulations Yao, for picking the Steak place that doesn’t care that you don’t speak English.